dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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