it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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