Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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