i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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