I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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