I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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