Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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