careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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