This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
my being single is dangerous.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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