Do vagina's smell?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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