I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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