She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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