Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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