Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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