Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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