her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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