The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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