The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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