tell your sister to shave her snatch
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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