singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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