Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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