I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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