youre lurking in front of me
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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