that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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