Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
