The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
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i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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