Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Dear god my vagina.
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