Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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