I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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