Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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