I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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