Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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