Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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