he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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