she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.