i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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