'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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