But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
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