no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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