i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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