there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
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I just want to make out with him forever
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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