Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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