Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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