Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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