Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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