with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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