it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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