Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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