Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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