Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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