U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
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Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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