susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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